Fast forward a few hours. I took the dogs out for their night walk, and as I sometimes do, let them off leash when we got back into the courtyard. Only too late did I notice that the bird was still there, after either just Graham or both he and Winnie had pounced--I'm not sure which because, like most public-space lighting in France, the light in the courtyard is on a timer and soon went out, leaving me in the dark with two small dogs and some short-lived flappy scuffling sounds. The bird's protests soon went silent, and when I got the light to go back on, Graham had it in his mouth. The bird, not the light. He looked at me, ready to head upstairs, as though there weren't a splay-winged, feathered creature locked between his jaws. I tried the old "leave it," which, on a good day, works with a bit of baguette he might scavenge in the street, but a whole bird? Forget it.
I yelled up for Nick, who heard me through the closed window (blast you, broken interphone) and came down with a rawhide bone, previously just about Graham's favorite thing ever. But that was B.B. (Before Bird), and this was a whole new ballgame. We had learned in long-ago puppy kindergarten class that in order to get your dog to drop something he has in his mouth, you just swap it out for something of higher value. He has a toy? Trade it out for a piece of cheese. Sadly, we were fresh out of live deer, and so what was our option? In fact, Graham was very interested in the bone, stared at us wide-eyed, wagged his tail, sat politely for his special treat, even ran after the bone when we threw it, but seemed to be missing that there was something in the way of his chewing on it. Something that, as we now saw all too well, did have a neck after all. Nick, in a feat of bravery (or maybe just imperviousness to yuck) that is way beyond me, grabbed for the bird at one point, but quickly came to his senses and got grossed-out. A guy who was in the courtyard on his cell phone sympathized with our plight, but mostly thought the whole thing was pretty funny. It was. Eventually, after much fruitless cajoling (and while Winnie chowed down on the bone he was ignoring), Graham dropped the bird to have a better look at it and I picked G up, while Nick went upstairs for a plastic bag and disposed of the bird in the common building trash. So, what I'm wondering is:
What would you do to get a dog to drop a yummy, yummy bird?
So I've started reading the blog now. I can't believe it's taken me this long but now I'm ACCRO. And just so you know, in Kentucky we kick the dog in the belly. When they yelp in pain they always drop the bird, or whatever vermin they've massacred.
ReplyDeleteYikes.
ReplyDeleteI don't know how I'd get the dog to drop the bird, but I assume it would involve a call to my friend Erin, the dog trainer. I literally lauged aloud at the "Sadly, we were out of live deer..." line; I love your sense of humour!
ReplyDeleteThanks! I love *your* spelling "humour" à l'anglaise! Working on the movie list, btw...
ReplyDeleteThis was crazy. What do you do? I'm confident that if it was anything else I was willing to grab onto, I could get him to let go of it. I've done it successfully in the past with other highly prized objects like chicken bones and such. He's quite well-bahaved in that regard. But for this I'd have to grab ahold of a cold, dead, disease-ridden flying parisian rat. I made one attempt, and basically all I could catch was a wing, which sprung back with a surprising amount of elasticity, producing a lovely spray of feathers.
ReplyDeleteI was so relieved when he finally decided to drop the thing to get a better look. Then all I had to do was get his attention and he didn't mind giving the thing up at all. But as the saying goes, "when the dead flying rat is in your mouth, it's hard to give him up." Or something like that...
Since I've had little experience with dog-training, I thought I'd check on-line for some suggestions. Although "LLA" obviously hasn't solved all her problems, her experience, readers' comments et al might be helpful. There's, also, a reference to a site that might provide additional info. Good luck, kiddo! Here's the site: (Sorry, I can't get it to appear in blue so you can just click and read; guess you'll have to cut and paste...)
ReplyDeletehttp://www.seefido.com/dog-discussion-forum/dog-obedience-training-tips-tricks-questions-and-answers-f28/enforcing-leave-it-for-really-enticing-things-t5996.html